12.40 hours - somewhere near the front.
Mission to resect tumour commenced at 0800hrs and is well underway.
Key operative Meg 'lovely' Jones working very hard under (warm) cover.
Commander in Chief Prof Black is in control.
We are completely outnumbered by allied forces in scrubs!
Next status update at 13.15 hours.
Over.
P.S. It's D-Day!
Thanks for the Ops Report, Major Hill – glad to see you chaps are keeping your spirits up. Imagine you are having a few rounds of “It’s a long way to Tipperary” and similar. Back here in Blighty we are all in our trenches, with our fingers, legs, eyes and T’s crossed…
Carry on Smithers…